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YAPC accident

by smokemachine (Hermit)
on Nov 07, 2006 at 19:39 UTC ( [id://582721] : poem . print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

my $friend = { "Fernando" => "driver" , "Horacio" => "co-pilot" , "Bia" => "passenger", "Joao" => "passenger", "Harry" => "passenger", }; $going_to = "YAPC::SA"; @ night; until(an_accident){ int$errupt; } $friend->{ Fernando } = "hurt his head, but is OK..."; $friend->{ Horacio } = "had amnesia, but is OK..."; $friend->{ Bia } = "hurt her back, but is OK..."; $friend->{ Joao } = "hurt his chest, but is OK..."; $friend->{ Harry } = "hurt the spine"; $friend->{ Harry } = "is in hospital"; $friend->{ Harry } = "will have a medical surgery"; $friend->{ Harry } = "will be OK"; for$everybody(values %{$friend}){ for $Harry("To be OK"){$everybody="is praying"}; } "soon as possible"; $we."will"; print "God bless! Harry is OK!!!";

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Re: YAPC accident
by mk. (Friar) on Nov 08, 2006 at 12:11 UTC
    i'm positive everything will end up fine. and harry will be flattered by your sweet poem! (:

Re: YAPC accident
by rinceWind (Monsignor) on Nov 08, 2006 at 12:02 UTC

    This reminds me of those logic problems that appear in puzzle magazines. Come to think of it, Prolog is a good language for solving such problems by inference, by computer.

    You could possibly turn this into an example of how to use AI::Prolog to solve such a problem.


    Oh Lord, won’t you burn me a Knoppix CD ?
    My friends all rate Windows, I must disagree.
    Your powers of persuasion will set them all free,
    So oh Lord, won’t you burn me a Knoppix CD ?
    (Missquoting Janis Joplin)

      sorry, but what problem? The problem of my friend in the hospital?! I think no module can help in this case...

      edit: i just read my post again and i'm sorry if i sounded a bit rude - i guess i'm just dizzy and upset with the situation. what i really meant is that i wish there was a real life module to help in this case too.
Re: YAPC accident
by mda2 (Hermit) on Nov 09, 2006 at 16:50 UTC
    This really they are great Perl Monk!

    After this real accident, it it informed of possivel absence, but with the had release it medicates, appeared to the YAPC:: SA!

    We call another speech, judging that it would not have conditions of speaking. But it was there, and was until the end!

    Yesterday the night in our Social Meeting I had the pleasure to homage it with the certificate of the lecture, exactly without having spoken, with the satisfaction of the presence Audrey Tang, David Fetter, Mago and others monks! A great moment for us!



    Marco Antonio

Re: YAPC accident
by joaocoutinho (Novice) on Nov 10, 2006 at 11:41 UTC
    Great piece of poetry, Fernando! Please send my best wishes to Harry and let me know about his recovery! Cheers! Joao
Re: YAPC accident
by smokemachine (Hermit) on Jan 26, 2007 at 19:17 UTC
    He is OK now... :D