My first JAPH. Well, sortof. Doesn't quite print "Just Another Perl Hacker." Also doesn't print the string "JAPH" You'll want to redirect the output of this one to another file. It's not even that obfuscated. I used the method of hiding from Don't panic!. I can however assure you that these numbers were calculated by hand! At least it's a far cry better than my Face of Bob obfuscation. ::Shudders::

#!/usr/bin/perl -w
@_=map {chr} 71,73,70,56,57,97,15,0,5,0,128,0,0,255,0,0,0,0,0,44,0,0,0
+,0,15,0,5,0,0,2,17,76,96,120,128,157,7,157,139,108,53,38,163,209,42,6
+3,80,0,0,59; foreach $a (@_){print $a;}
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