perl is no help

by Anonymous Monk

on May 09, 2006 at 16:03 UTC ( [id://548255]=poem: print w/replies, xml )

Need Help??

when hardware fails
spirits need lifting
perl is no help

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Re: perl is no help by TedPride (Priest) on May 10, 2006 at 05:06 UTC
when you buy a local brand you deserve what you get	[reply]
Re^2: perl is no help by Anonymous Monk on May 10, 2006 at 17:53 UTC
the local brand is international and warranty expired	[reply]
Re: perl is no help by zentara (Archbishop) on May 10, 2006 at 10:51 UTC
$consolation = $perl + $book + $easychair I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh	[reply]
Re^2: perl is no help by Anonymous Monk on May 10, 2006 at 18:00 UTC
$consolation = $perl + $new_hardware - $perl_book_money	[reply]
Re: perl is no help by krisahoch (Deacon) on May 17, 2006 at 20:12 UTC
What do you mean that Perl is no help when you hardware fails? Does Perl not jump right in to fix the failed hardware? Does it not hold you to its bossom and caress you lovingly until your spirit is lifted? Edit: Kristofer A. Hoch	[reply]

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