Perhaps you are not aware that the existing title of the node is based
on at least three, possibly four, meanings of the word 'saints', one of
which is specific to Perlmonks. The title actually is quite witty.
Your proposed replacements fail to capture the multiple meanings or
engender the same level of interest as the original title. Additionally,
any change to the title of such a long-standing and well-known node
is almost certainly a bad idea from a technical perspective, as it
would create various breakages in links, bookmarks, and whatnot.