Wow, this is 90 chars shorter than what I get if I LZ77-compress it (see this old obfu of mine: LZ77 compression).
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/./g?ord$&:die$_}do{$_.=chr(j).substr($_,12096-&j-95*j,126-&j)until 0}
if s""On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.\n\nOn the secon"
