So, why do you hang around? What motivates you?

(Note to whoever creates the polls: has there been a poll on this, "Why do you visit the Perlmonks website?" If not, maybe there should be. I'll be the first to answer.

I check out the site because:
- it makes me laugh
- it makes me cry
- it makes me smart
- it makes me realize what some of the dumb things I do (programatically speaking)
)