As we were waiting for the trick or treaters tonight, my neighbour stumbled over onto my driveway with a beer in hand. "Guess what I'm dressed as?" he asks. Seeing as he wasn't dressed up at all, I had only one reply: "a mentally unstable 40 year old?".

He then grinned said "yeah, how did you know?" and ran down the street laughing manically.

I love my neighbours.