OK, I give up. What does the second one (i.e.,

h  s o h n a  o o t
e    r a e y     
r    e n          
e
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I guess I should add a suggestion, too. I'd either use another CPAN-related quote:

CPAN is my programming language of choice.
The rest is just syntax.

#! /usr/bin/perl
use coffee;
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In a pinch, a blown-down version of something from Obfuscation may be nice, although more illegible, like Camel code.

The 'second' one is just a continuation of the first. Everything above the first horizontal rule is one suggestion.

The small letters are the vertical expansion of TIMTOWTDI. T(here) I(s) M(ore) ...etc. The two 'taglines' are also a part of that suggestion.

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Examine what is said, not who speaks -- Silence betokens consent -- Love the truth but pardon error.

Lingua non convalesco, consenesco et abolesco. -- Rule 1 has a caveat! -- Who broke the cabal?

"Science is about questioning the status quo. Questioning authority".

In the absence of evidence, opinion is indistinguishable from prejudice.

Or even more to-the-point:

#!/usr/bin/perl
require Coffee;

BCE
--Your punctuation skills are insufficient!

#!/Perl/Spoken/Here
use Coffee qw(:black);
no Java;
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-QM
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Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of