Larry Wall's State of the Onion address from OSCON 2005 is now online. I haven't read this one yet but all the previous ones were well worth the read, enjoy!

Update: If you have ever posted  use strict; use warnings advice here you might want to skip reading Larry's address :-)

Murray Barton
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought. -Basho