Acme::Jive - (may already be created). Simply reads in a string and returns the string in Jive format.

When you post something like that you may want to put an informative link there. Maybe it's just me, but I don't have the slightest idea what "Jive format" could be and a quick Google search doesn't seem to shed enough light on it.

Ass::Crack - This mod just may be my most useful. It will accept as input a forum question. It will determine if the questions is of the "please do my assignment/homework for me" variety, and create an appropriate response.

If you really can do that, then definitely it should not be an Acme:: module...