Beefy Boxes and Bandwidth Generously Provided by pair Networks
go ahead... be a heretic
 
PerlMonks  

Good coffee

by sock (Monk)
on Sep 11, 2005 at 10:28 UTC ( [id://491048]=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

use People qw/Nick/; use constant stranger => 'JACKASS'; drink(my $coffee) && prepare( exit() ); stranger->asks('Where from?') and Nick::replies('New Orleans'); stranger->responds('Did you swim all the way here?') and laughs(); Nick::punches( our $fucker->nose ); 1;
No doubt that this will be moderated, but for a few brief moments I'll enjoy it. Besides, the bastard deserved it.

Replies are listed 'Best First'.
Re: Good coffee
by eff_i_g (Curate) on Sep 12, 2005 at 04:13 UTC
Re: Good coffee
by jkva (Chaplain) on Sep 12, 2005 at 10:16 UTC
    Aye. I usually don't appreciate violence,
    but this fellow had it coming. I'd have been pissed too if I were in your shoes.
Re: Good coffee
by Anonymous Monk on Sep 27, 2005 at 06:07 UTC
    I drove down to Houston a couple of weeks ago and volunteered at the Astrodome... mostly, it wasn't a big deal. People were really practical, low drama, and pretty grateful for the way Texas went all out to help their neighbors. But the big sectioned-off area for orphaned children sort of freaked me out for a couple of days. If you did bust some arrogant petite-bourgouise loudmouth jerk right in the face, you're totally my hero.

Log In?
Username:
Password:

What's my password?
Create A New User
Domain Nodelet?
Node Status?
node history
Node Type: poem [id://491048]
Approved by ysth
help
Chatterbox?
and the web crawler heard nothing...

How do I use this?Last hourOther CB clients
Other Users?
Others avoiding work at the Monastery: (5)
As of 2024-03-28 11:32 GMT
Sections?
Information?
Find Nodes?
Leftovers?
    Voting Booth?

    No recent polls found