in reply to The shortest distance between my keyboard and the Monastery is:
It's just a jump to the left!
--Murray BartonDo not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought. -Basho
And then a step to your right ... You put your hands on your hips ...
P.S. Nice reference. greenFox++
They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
No virgins in this crowd or this crowd either, for that matter.
And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!"
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
call it version 1.0
destroy all evidence that I tried
pay someone else to do it for me
have some cake
try two more times so my failure is statistically significant
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