I am still waiting for Acme::Client::MindControl to come along. Specifically I need Acme::Client::MindControl->read to figure out what they really want and can't seem to put into words, and Acme::Client::MindControl->write so I can convince them of what they really want.

And lastly, I know this might be asking too much, but I'd like Acme::Client::MindControl->release(endorphin => $amount) so that they will be happy with whatever I end up building for them.