I would be a rather speedy machine...
...with insufficent cooling on my CPU, and a tendency for the high address lines to memory to be flakey, thereby making me only be able to access 8MB of RAM, and for my south bridge to go south pretty randomly, leaving me unable to communicate effectively.
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