print STDOUT q
Just another Perl Hacker,
unless $spring
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print standard out queue
Just another Perl Hacker,
unless dollar spring
##
##
Error messages
strewn across my terminal.
A vein starts to throb.
Their reproof adds the
injury of insult to
the shame of failure.
When a program dies
what you need is a moment
of serenity.
The Coy.pm
module brings tranquillity
to your debugging.
The module alters
the behaviour of die and
warn (and croak and carp).
It also provides
transcend and enlighten -- two
Zen alternatives.
Like Carp.pm,
Coy reports errors from the
caller's point-of-view.
But it prefaces
the bad news of failure with
a soothing haiku.
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sub summer { my $sum;
$sum += $_ for @_;
$sum } print summer (split);