Run in a wide terminal for full effects
#!/usr/bin/perl
no warnings;${$"}=sub{_(1)};++$|;$_=$"='`';$_='qlqe';$_=~s/./chr ($|+o
+rd$&)/ge;
@_=('')x2;print"@_";substr($_,2)=' -'.substr($_,2); s /(\/)?$/ \/ /; p
+rint;$|++
;print"@_";do{open (STDIN, $0);@_ = <>;sleep 1;}for 1..$|+$|;sub _{sle
+ep +shift
}for(qw'0 @oqhk 0 Ennk&r 0 9,C'){$_||do{print' ';next};($a=$_) =~ s/./
+print chr
$| + ord $&/eg; } _ 2;print"\r";print' 'x40;print"\rDon't you ever";$_
+=', ever'
;for$n(1..++$|){&${' '};print}&${' '};print uc;print' ';&${' '};for(((
+),(),()),
(),'twp"qdhwuecvgf"eqfg"{qw"fqp)v"wpfgtuvcpf'){($b=$_)=~s/./print chr(
+ord($&)-2
)/ge}&${' '}&&&${' '}&&&${' '};print"\r";print' 'x70;print"\r"; # ha
+ve a nice
for('Mxvw#dqrwkhu#Shuo#sudqn/'){($b=$_)=~s/./print chr(ord($&)-3)/ge}
+# day
