I guess I shouldn't be so subtle in my Red Dwarf quotes --
- Rimmer:
- What on Titan is this din?
- Lister:
- It's
Rastabilly-Ska. Rasta Billy Skank
- Rimmer:
- {looks at CD}
- Is this it? It's got a health warning on it, you know. It's bad for you.
- Lister:
- It's a classic.
- Rimmer:
- {reads from CD} Danger. Government Health Warning. This music can make you irritable and irrational and has been linked to disorders of the nervous system and bowels.
- Lister:
- Rimmer, no one takes any notice of that stuff.
- Rimmer:
- Lister, if you want to dice with death, fine, but don't poison my sound waves. Off!
- {music stops}
- Rimmer:
- Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?
(Red Dwarf, Season 1, Episode 3, "Balance of Power")
Update: I've checked the subtitles on the DVD, and adjusted the spelling. (of course, Rimmer clearly said in the next bit 'She used to look down on me -- she used to call me 'Rimmer'', and the subtitles said 'She looked down on me, called me 'Rimmer'' ('Rimmer'. 'Rimmer', to rhyme with 'scum'.) so I don't know if they're really authoritative