perl -MO=Deparse monica.pl

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;
foreach $_ (@play) {
    s/mooth/();/sex, tr///;
}
use File::Glob ();
'thong'->twang while 'buttock'->squeeze and glob('melons');
chomp my($chopper) if 3735928559 =~ pop(@up);
unpack my $sack, sqrt !sqrt(not sqrt !my $load) until 'bag'->flat and int 'dress'->ern::s('creamy');

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package thong;   sub twang   { print "twang-thong\n"     }
package buttock; sub squeeze { print "squeeze-buttock\n" }
package bag;     sub flat    { print "flat-bag\n"        }
package ern;     sub s       { print "intern's\n"        }
package creamy;  sub dress   { print "dress-creamy\n"    }
package main;
s,mooth,,sex,y!!! for@play;
twang thong while squeeze buttock and glob melons;
chomp my $chopper if 0xDeadBeef =~ pop @up;
unpack my $sack,
sqrt! sqrt! sqrt! my $load
until flat bag and int ern's dress creamy