s,mooth,,sex,y!!! for@play;
twang thong while squeeze buttock and glob melons;
chomp my $chopper if 0xDeadBeef =~ pop @up;
unpack my $sack,
sqrt! sqrt! sqrt! my $load
until flat bag and int ern's dress creamy
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Passes perl -c. After that, all bets are off. :-)

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