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Re^2: For whom would you vote, if you were an American?by Enlil (Parson) |
on Nov 06, 2004 at 22:21 UTC ( [id://405814]=note: print w/replies, xml ) | Need Help?? |
From the Simpsons:
Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka… Bob Dole. Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath. From the sky comes a scream, as Homer is crashing right into the Capitol. A few footsteps later, he comes running down the stairs. Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They’re nothing but hideous space reptiles. <unmasks them> <audience gasps in terror> Kodos: It’s true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us. <murmurs> Random Man: He’s right, this is a two-party system. Random Man 2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate. Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away. <Kang and Kodos laugh out loud> -enlil
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