You deny code Utopia? Hast thou not seen the Way? One Operating System to rule them all. Written in the Peoples Standard Language, a marvel of elegance and consistency. One almightly monolithic library of perfect, proven code forever seemlessly flowing together with childlike simplicity into infinite configurations. They say there is no redundancy or functional overlap in Code Utopia. Every computable operation has been implemented perfectly, once and only once, thoroughly documented and reused optimally. As we toil in our tangled pits of misery, one thought, one hope, one dream gives our souls the breath of life to carry on, Code Utopia!

But who is this iconoclast amongst us Brothers? Who would lead us from the path of light? You bring doubt to this house Heretic. The Devil take your Distros! Your diversities and version forks are Sin! Fold back your branches and repent sinner.

Repeat with us..

One Operating System to rule them all,
One Language to rule them all,
There can be only one way to do it,
There can be only one,
Code Utopia.