The real question is .. given your body weight, temperature, how many cheeseburgers you consumed, whether there was a woman to blame, and various other factors ... how much does it take to get wasted away again in Margarittaville?

Further: it's not 5 o'clock somewhere on Earth when it is 2:42:05, but if you include the effects of relavitity, it might just be, and that is no excuse to avoid a good beer...Let's all get drunk and code.