|Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister|
I have to ponder this for a while, and my time for perl is limited at the moment. But for the time being I will like to go into more detail about the filehandle stuff. I read CGI, and I understand the problem, because returns a variable containing both name and filehandle. I would guess that a check for reference should avoid this problem.
My assumption about the workings of $fh='INPUT'; join '',<$fh>; are based on perldoc:perlop, saying 'If the string inside the angle brackets is a reference to a scalar variable (e.g., <$foo>), then that variable contains the name of the filehandle to input from, or a reference to the same.'.
I understand the argument about the pipe and stuff, and I think a open.. "$fh" || open .. "<$fh" should do the trick here. I don't have IO::Scalar here, I'll ponder that later.
You worry about a trying open and silently failing. Well, I tried it, and the code simply returns the name if the open failed (and there is nothing to split on) as the first element. That leaves room for a check.
Furthermore, the code returns a prepared string as well, if reading as a filehandle fails. I quickly glanced at IO::Scalar, and I think the ref check should allow that as well. I think the following code should work.