You'll have to install the Love::Boat module from CPAN.
use more 'love' in your scripts to enhance the following perl functions:
# Initialization:
if (accept $me, $spouse) {
bind $me, $spouse;
bind $spouse, $me;
bless $spouse;
bless $me;
}
# Happy marriage!
# to talk to him/her
print $spouse crypt($message);
# use in conjunction with the new uncrypt function
# to understand what he/she says:
$message = uncrypt(<$spouse>);
die $error;
# results in
# Oh no! So sorry, dear! I completely messed up line 15
# in module yourfile.pl.
# It's all my fault: $error
@cupboard = sort @clothes;
# automatically remove dirty underwear and put them
# in @laundry
The previously unsupervised garbage collection will now require your attention by presenting you one of the following questions:
"Honey, can you bring the trash outside?" (Y)es/(N)o
"Can you _please_ clean your desk?" (Y)es/(N)o
An automatic END-block will be inserted:
END {
print "Byebye, sweetheart!\n"; # en-US locale
print "Hasta la vista, baby!\n"; # en-ARNI locale
}
The following commands will be disabled:
study $scalar;
# aborts with error message: "Cannot study, too much distraction!"
use strict;
# aborts with error message: "I'm not one of _those_!
# $gender_specific_noun "
warn $message;
# overridden by the system; used to notify you of
# upcoming birthday, wedding anniversary etc.
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