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Amen brother!

I'm afraid to these old ears, the very juxtaposition of "rap" and "star" constitutes an oxymoron.

He..ck! It's bad enough when your PM starts screaming at you when you goof...but to have him (or her) start rappin' at yer. saints (small s intended) preserve us.

Can you imagine all that hand flapping and finger pointing and....

Now wa'chew doin' ya im-bi-cile
Look here bro' you's gotta get real
These for's n foreach's n crap wiv map
Splice a slice! It twice as nice.
What's wi'chew packin'? Dat ain't cool
Den you gotta unpack, you fool.
Oh! You used vec! Well ain't dat bitchin'
And and's 'n' or's 'n' some bit twiddlin'
So you tink you bad you stupid m..an
But when you gone, then some poor other
S'gonna take the heat for you bein' clever
To clean the sh..ambles you leave behin'
While you gone clean from t'scene o't'crime
Dat poor sucker will be doin time.

N' you don't take it upon your gumption
To put your code in-to production
Why you tryin' to usurp my function?
You gotta know dat's my decision
Cos you screw up: I get de-rision.
Now look here Joe or what'sya name
Do it again and you'll feel the pain
Of collectin' your cards from the front office
You gotta learn just who the boss is
When I say jump you ask how high
N'if I tell ya, you'll learn to fly.
But you will respect my headroom
Or else you'll die!

I think my response would be "Hey Guy! Nice try. Goodbye", and I'd walk out whistling ol'Blue Eye's "My Way" (though I preferred Johnny Rotton's version:^).

I'd sing it, but that would leave me liable to prosecution for criminal damage:)


Nah! You're thinking of Simon Templar, originally played (on UKTV) by Roger Moore and later by Ian Ogilvy

In reply to Re: Re: Rap Star I would most like as my Project Manager by BrowserUk
in thread Rap Star I would most like as my Project Manager by vroom

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