A random sampling of Perl humor, mostly courtesy of Larry Wall, taken from the links below:
#define SIGILL 6 /* blech */
double value; /* or your money back! */
short changed; /* so triple your money back! */
/* we have tried to make this normal case as abnormal as possible */
echo "Congratulations. You aren't running Eunice."
echo "ICK, NOTHING WORKED!!! You may have to diddle the includes.";;
echo "Your stdio isn't very std."
I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident. :-
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Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying
to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi
cc -I/usr/local/include -D_LARGEFILE_SOURCE -D_FILE_OFFSET_BITS=64 -I/
+usr/include/gdbm -g -Dan_Sugalski -Larry -Wall -Wstrict-prototypes...
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