It would seem that the inimitable MJD has a wonderfully wry sense of humour. Your post inspired me to google the original post in was it comp.lang.perl.misc and re-read some of his gems. In light of the present conversation I perhaps most enjoyed this one:
11926 That's like taking a crap on someone's doorstep and then ringing the doorbell to ask for toilet paper.
Funnier still is that I can imagine the situations where both maxims woukld be entirely appropriate when in discussion with another programmer.
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