There was a reason I wanted to do it the "Perl-way". I am not the only root on the system, but I pretty much the only doing Perl there. Therefor, nothing Perl-related changes without my knowledge on that machine. Lynx/links/w3m though can be removed/upgraded without me noticing. Easy to fix, I know, but good enough reason for me to try to find something else as a solution. :)