in reply to What Programmers Want

I want Salena Sol's head nailed into a tree with something dull and rusty. Though this might have something to do with the fact that I just spent all afternoon debugging a CGI of his that management won't give us the time to replace.

I wanted to explore how Perl's closures can be manipulated, and ended up creating an object system by accident.
-- Schemer

: () { :|:& };:

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