sub BEGIN{@_{qw{BEGIN CHECK INIT END}}=qw{hacker
 Perl another Just};for my$a(keys%_){*{$a}=sub{
"$_{$a} $_[0]"}}sub CHECK{sub INIT{sub END {chop
($_=END(INIT(CHECK(BEGIN()))));print;print$/}}}}
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