I'm not a real programmer, just a lowly Unix Systems Administrator, so don't expect any wild sh*t from me :^). I know just enough to unlink("/"), oh damn that won't work, well...apparently I don't even know that much :^).
Have a nice day!
What's your username? Hmmm, I can't seem to find an account for that user.
You could check out SICKnotes if you're bored, it's written in *duck* Python *peek* *duck again* though.