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by krisahoch (Deacon)
on Sep 30, 2003 at 14:51 UTC ( #295304=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

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  1. or download this
    # If at first you don't succeed, 
    # then skydiving isn't for you.
    if((!$succeed) && $first) { $skydiving !~ $you; }
    
  2. or download this
    #Quitters never win.
    $Quitters->never('win');
    ...
    
    #Those who never win and never quit are idiots.
    @Idiots = ($ThoseWho->never('win'), $ThoseWho->never('quit'));
    
  3. or download this
    #You can't make a baby in one month 
    #by getting nine women pregnant.
    $baby->gestation() != 1 if($women->pregnent(9));
    

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