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Translated Quips.

by krisahoch (Deacon)
on Sep 30, 2003 at 14:51 UTC ( #295304=poem: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

Just a couple of quips. Feel free to add some more;)
# If at first you don't succeed, # then skydiving isn't for you. if((!$succeed) && $first) { $skydiving !~ $you; }
On Winning and quiting...
#Quitters never win. $Quitters->never('win'); #Winners never quit. $Winners->never('quit'); #Those who never win and never quit are idiots. @Idiots = ($ThoseWho->never('win'), $ThoseWho->never('quit'));
Read this one here, but don't remeber where. If anyone knows, please /msg me and I will update this.
#You can't make a baby in one month #by getting nine women pregnant. $baby->gestation() != 1 if($women->pregnent(9));


  1. $ThoseWho->never('win') was duplicated. Thanks abell
  2. Fixed my sig *blush* (simonm,naChoZ)
  3. $Quitters->never('quit') changed to 'win' (naChoZ)

Kristofer A. Hoch
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Re: Translated Quips.
by bl0rf (Pilgrim) on Oct 01, 2003 at 01:00 UTC
    while( $money < 20000 ){ $buy_happiness = undef } #------ $fabric = Leather::new( rand( 10 ) ); if( $fabric->area() < 8 ) { print 'Can\'t make catsuit :-('; }
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