A girl who loves UNIX, Perl, and C? I would do anything for a girl like that. She would also have to wear thick-rimmed glasses and be into postmodern art. Someone who wouldn't be afraid to don a black dinner dress or a polka-dot shirt with neon slippers. Yeah, I can picture my geek girl now, smiling at me through the console of my computer. Black glasses against smooth skin bathed in the soft glow of a Mac . . .