In my highschool's yearbook, we are allowed a 25x10 grid in which we can write whatever we want (provided you pass the yearbook's censorship, of course). So, I figured I'd fill the grid with some nice, slightly obfuscated perl code. :-)

$a="User-Agent:PlMk";$u="
xavier.penguinpowered.com
";$h="GET / HTTP/1.\n";$u
=~s/\n//gs;$d=`echo "$h$a
"|nc $u 80`;$d=~s/.+?ml\r
(.+)/$1/s;$d=~s/\n+|\s+ \
/ /gsx;$d=~s/<a.+?f="(.*?
)">(.+?)<\/a>/$2($1)/sgx;
$d=~s/<(br|p|li)>/\n/g;$d
=~s/<.+?>//gsx;print"$d";
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ok, so I cheated a little bit by using "nc", but it's necessary with this little room for code.