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MiracleMonks are on vacation

by gmax (Abbot)
on Jul 02, 2003 at 14:12 UTC ( [id://270810]=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to Really need help please!

Hi,
and welcome to the Monastery.

What you are asking is a non-question, and therefore this one is a non-answer. :)

Despite some monk's questionable reputation as a wizard, in principle, we are not in the miracle business, so it would be difficult to give you a suitable solution, especially because your question looks suspiciously like homework.

You should better have a look at these nodes, to give you an idea of what we can and cannot do:

As for being grateful, let me remind you that we do what we do because we like it. Nobody forces us but, as Don Corleone used to say, "You don't ask with respect, you don't offer friendship ... "1. :)

Cheers

1 The Godfather, 1972

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Re: MiracleMonks are on vacation
by tjh (Curate) on Jul 03, 2003 at 13:26 UTC
    Ah, Godfather quotes.

    It seems true in some parts of the U.S. that if you can't use an appropriate Godfather quote at least weekly, you're not a real man. :)

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