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Re: Music is the most fun when stored via...

by Coruscate (Sexton)
on May 23, 2003 at 18:34 UTC ( #260434=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Music is the most fun when stored via...

Option 17 (indexing starts at 0): "DNA"

I prefer to store my music in strands of DNA within my own body. This is a recent breakthrough in DNA/music technology. It has been found that each strand of DNA (aka deoxyribonucleic acid) has a sole empty cell, capable of storing 2 Megabytes of digital data. Four years of secret study by the U.S. government has created this new method of storing data. A device is currently being designed that will allow any individual to manipulate the data stored within any single DNA strand in the human body, while being able to coordinate multiple DNA strands to work together (to store data larger than 2 Megabytes in size). This new advancement is still in the workings, so there is currently no way in which to access the data once it has been stored. In the near future, the technology for transmitting data directly from a strand of DNA to the brain will be implemented. Let's keep our fingers crossed ;)

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Re: Re: Music is the most fun when stored via...
by greywolf (Priest) on May 23, 2003 at 19:32 UTC
    This would be all good for listening to your own music. What if you wanted your friend in the other seat to hear the music also?

    I suggest a DNA to DNA transfer involving physical contact. I think licking you finger and sticking it in their ear would be the best. Maybe not very effecient but extremely fun!

    mr greywolf
      You'd get a larger DNA transfer through sex, which is even more fun, unless having a finger stuck in your ear is your version of kinky sex ;)

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