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by BrowserUk (Pope)
on May 08, 2003 at 14:58 UTC ( #256548=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Re: Re: Re: Speeding up commercial Web applications
in thread Speeding up commercial Web applications

Take three jars of incense, two large black candles, a mag tape containing the sources, floppies or a cd might work, to a virgin piece of consecrated ground, within earshot of the monastery bells (not sure if it would work via internet radio??), at dawn on the third Tuesday after the first Monday before Ash Wednesday, by the Gregorian calandar (See Date::Manip, but take 3 strong men with you) ....

Moveed here from my scratchpad to free its use for other things and maintain the link.

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