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These are the Top Ten ways you know if you are a Perl Monks Addict (PMA):<p>
10. For breakfast you have pancakes and eggs with a side of bacon and PM.<br>
9. You can't sleep when you get a -1 rep on a node you posted.<br>
8. You throw a party every time you gain a level on Perl Monks.<br>
7. You name your children after popular Perl Monks.<br>
6. You change your middle name to "JAPH".<br>
5. You have nightmares that Perl Monks was hacked into and destroyed.<br>
4. You collect Perl Monks action figures.<br>
3. You fill your closet with nothing, but the soon to come Perl Monks apparel.<br>
2. You accuse anyone speaking about another programming language at Perl Monks of blasphemy and you want to excommunicate them.<br>
1. You have a browser window opened 24/7/365 to perlmonks.org .<p>
If you can say, "Yes, I do that," to at least some of these, then you probably are a PMA.<p>
Thank you for your time.<p>
Zenon Zabinski | [zdog] | zdog7@hotmail.com<p>
P.S. If you can believe it or not, #5 actually happened to me.<br>