I have a theory IRC was invented to snare unsuspecting developers. Every conversation I have goes something like this:

31337h4x0r42: ___ project rocks.
me: Actually, it has some major flaws such as __, __, and ___.
me: Not to mention blah blah blah (insert 8 more paragraphs)
31337h4x0r42: well, why don't you fix it/provide alternatives smarty?
me: maybe I will
31337h4x0r42: yeah, sure you will
me: just watch me.
31337h4x0r42: okay
me: shit, did it again.
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