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Re: My favorite lie is...

by greenFox (Vicar)
on Oct 16, 2002 at 03:16 UTC ( [id://205625]=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to My favorite lie is...

Not that I have ever said this (honest!), but-

    "You can't get pregnant the first time"

:-)

--
Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. William Shakespeare, Macbeth

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Re: Re: My favorite lie is...
by Anonymous Monk on Oct 16, 2002 at 03:24 UTC
    Don't forget the other lie in that conversation.
    "This is my first time."

    Sorry, couldn't resist that one. :)
      "I'm single."
      Also: "Of course I love you."
Re: Re: My favorite lie is...
by Anonymous Monk on Oct 16, 2002 at 11:46 UTC
    Heh. When they got to that in my sex-ed class there was a distinct feminine, Oh, shit! from the audience. :-)
Re: Re: My favorite lie is...
by Mr. Muskrat (Canon) on Oct 22, 2002 at 22:16 UTC

    My wife just reminded me of another one:
    You won't get pregnant if you jump up and down afterwards.

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