The Stumbit is a sacred artifact of this monastery.

It must not be removed, or mass hysteria could emerge among us. And it's not wrong. Of course not. It's sacred. It's our icon. It's part of the threefolded truth (Larry, his decendant Damian and The Stumbit).

And I think it fits. A good monk could not boldly submit self praise! So we confine ourselfs to humbly stumbit our confessions to our brothers.

So long,
Flexx