Bless me father, for I have sinned. As rodents do not typically confess, it's been pretty much forever since my last confession. In addition to the multitude of sins already mentioned by my brethren...

• I have installed and used an XP Whoring Utility (one not written in Perl, no less).
• I have written ASP/VBScript.
• I have believed (very briefly) that my VBScript handled a problem better than Perl.
• I have strayed from the path and believed that a Perl-free work environment was an excuse to walk away from Perl at home.

I know not what penance is most appropriate, particularly for the mortal sins, but I shall strive to never stray from the true path again.