Chicken,
When was the last time that you paid for advice from the PerlMonks?
You should not whine quite so loudly when the fact of the matter is
that you are getting answers for FREE! People are GIVING you THEIR
time and expertise to help you out. JUST BECAUSE.
If you post something that is not interesting, or not well written
or so verbose that few Monks get to the end of it, don't complain
when you get a partial answer.
You should be thanking the Monks for the help that you have been getting
not complaining because you are not getting the answers that you want.