MeowChow

User since:	Jun 09, 2000 at 05:04 UTC (23 years ago)
Last here:	Aug 07, 2008 at 22:21 UTC (15 years ago)
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Signal Handling Revisited:

$SIG{__DIE__} = sub {
  print "We get signal!";
};
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Locale-adjusted chatterbox greeting protocol:

print 'Good ', qw(night morning afternoon evening)[(localtime)[2]/6];

Overheard in the CB shortly after a conversation between crazyinsomniac and myself, regarding the finer points of various digestive waste-products:

<malaga> msg/crazyinsomniac when i chomp it, it hangs - i'm doing it wrong i'm sure - i'll go try it again
Tyke hopes that malaga's comment to crazyinsomniac has nothing to do with the excrement conversation