#!/usr/bin/perl
use Benchmark;

my $start=new Benchmark;
my @sites=qw(cnn perlmonks wired slashdot);
my @utilities=qw(usenet email);
while (<WAKING_UP>)
{
    require qw(Coffee Cigarette);
    $cat=catFed()?:"Asleep":"Meowing";
    @firstCup=map{read $_,$brain,1;$brain}@utilities;
    @secondCup=map{read $_,$brain,5;$brain}@sites;
}

while (<ALMOST_AWAKE>)
{
    my $thirdCup=join("",map{read $_,$brain,10;brain}
                (qw(sportscores localNews accessLogs));
    my $fourthCup=join("",map{read $_,$brain,20;brain}
                (qw(crossword comics));
}

my $finish=new Benchmark;
my $timespan=timediff($finish,$start);

#Results in approximately one hour.
print "Total Wakeup Time: timestr($timespan)n";
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