Perl ... I'm not exactly sure what Perl is. Is it male or female? I don't know, but it sure is ugly!

In my personal view, Perl is most definetly a beautiful dark-hair witch, whose glaze can either make you fall in love or turn you into a toad.
If you fall in love, then she will also make you a wizard, will force you to make sacrifices to her gods with frightful names, Hash, Map, Grep and RegEx, and you will never be the same again.

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