This is a little harder to understand... ;-)
$|++;$.="Just another Perl hacker ";while(!select
Disclaimer: I might be using the terminology for references and/or typeglobs wrongly here, please correct me if that is the case.
call it version 1.0
destroy all evidence that I tried
pay someone else to do it for me
have some cake
try two more times so my failure is statistically significant
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