#perlmonks quotes --- "Two wrongs don't make a right, and two bored people don't make an interesting person." --- [23:50:57] I fuck often enough. (...snip...) [23:54:48] [23:52:25] I fuck often enough. [23:54:49] ... [23:55:21] *** japh ponder quoting ar0n on his homenode [23:55:23] !! [23:55:32] Damnit! [23:55:34] please do, japh [23:55:39] I meant "use fuck often enough" !! [23:55:43] Fuck! [23:55:44] Uh huh [23:55:48] That's not what I meant! [23:55:56] *** fatcow coughs. [23:56:03] *** japh clears his throat --- [22:44:57] Is our full opinionated battery here? I want comments on the SCOTUS ruling from today. [22:45:52] * Saveth finds himself unable to parse that acronym. [22:46:05] Supreme... [22:46:11] Court. [22:46:15] of [22:46:17] The [22:46:24] United [22:46:29] States [22:46:35] ding. --- [22:55:51] Your xhtml-fu is strong... but your 400-character lines make your code difficult, grasshopper. [22:56:30] word wrap [22:56:38] Bah. [22:57:01] What about the poor folks on vt100s? [22:57:36] I don't write my xhtml on a vt100. [22:57:38] What about the geezers? Won't someone please think about the geezers? [22:57:39] :) [22:58:05] We try not to, generally. They're smelly and tend to babble endlessly. [22:58:24] * Prospero whacks japh in the shin with his cane. [22:58:28] Ouch! [22:58:32] Damned kids. --- I have a dream. I had a dream. Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny Amazon women? No. Sadly, neither did mine. I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming thing. --- What is it? A movie. yea, I figured that part. That'll be $5. Information doesn't come free, you know. damn. it is a comedy. One of my favorites and little appreciated. * Macphisto shells out five bones information superhighway robbery, this is. It's the way of the future! ".NET" is terser --- * Petruchio ponders sublime mothballs. --- * Petruchio thinks chestnuts are lazy. --- * ailie is now known as God --- s t u b err v w x y z [ ed. note: Isn't it nice to know the developers know the alphabet? ] --- The Three Laws of Politics are: A politician may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A politician must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A politician must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. --- [14:58:49] mmm 70 songs recalls me something I never dared to share with other monks... [14:58:59] share! [14:59:06] I'll negate I said it... [14:59:30] of course [15:00:22] I think Randal was formerly known as one of the Abba's singers... --- * tye has quit IRC (Quit: your relived, I'm sure) "you're" --- [20:43:14] Tea good. [20:44:15] With lots of sugar. [20:44:22] Just a little. [20:44:44] You drink your tea with sugar? [20:44:48] Heathens. [20:45:49] I prefer it with honey, though. [20:49:06] I put tons of sugar in my tea [20:49:35] I don't like tea in my sugar. [20:49:39] Crap! [20:49:48] I mean, I don't like sugar in my tea. [20:50:41] I don't like tea in my sugar, either... [20:51:21] Quiet, you! --- [15:29:36] OH [15:29:38] Wait [15:29:40] YEs [15:29:42] Nevermind [15:29:44] D'oh. [15:29:55] wutevr i dont car nemore [15:30:30] u all sukc!!! [15:30:43] * booradley slaps ar0n [15:30:48] Snap out of it, man! [15:30:50] I'm sorry. [15:30:56] Yes you are sorry. [15:31:02] Yes, I am. [15:31:25] *** ChanServ sets mode: -o ar0n [15:31:29] You've been demoted. [15:31:38] :< [15:31:39] Even ChanServ thinks you're sorry. [15:31:43] You are now ASSISTANT bootlicker. [15:31:51] Yes, sir. [15:33:13] Sorry, sir. --- [00:08:37] *** cow (milk@cloaked.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: Find out how to lose graciously.) [00:09:50] *** cow (milk@cloaked.ipt.aol.com) has joined #perlmonks [00:09:50] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o cow [00:10:31] u luser!! [00:10:55] u shutup u pussy [00:10:58] *** cow sets mode: -o cow [00:11:28] *** cow (milk@cloaked.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Quit: again) [00:12:45] *** cow (milk@cloaked.ipt.aol.com) has joined #perlmonks [00:12:45] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o cow [00:15:04] *** cow (milk@cloaked.ipt.aol.com) has left #perlmonks [00:15:36] *** cow (milk@cloaked.ipt.aol.com) has joined #perlmonks [00:15:36] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o cow [00:15:43] wut r u duin!! [00:16:24] i dont no [00:16:41] y r u quting!!? [00:21:08] i waznt quting i waz partin that tiem [00:21:21] but y u luser! [00:21:33] heh [00:21:40] Both of you stop. [00:22:05] wut! y!! u sukc! shut up! [00:22:47] OMG!!! LOL!!!! URSODUM!! HEHEHEOMG! [00:22:56] sorry. I couldn't resist. [00:23:03] becuz i waz tryin 2 fix xchats colorz u punk shutup ok u have no rihgt 2 talk abuot me liek u kno me ok so 2 just shutup [00:23:11] * japh wonders if he can do a mass kick [00:23:20] *** cow sets mode: -o japh [00:23:28] heh [00:23:28] Did I say that out loud? --- [00:23:11] Oh, by the way, redmist... I'm a doctor too... I strongly recommend you remove your appendix using a razor blade, a bottle of scotch, and a roll of gauze. [00:25:08] OK! [00:25:24] Tonsils, too. (Ph.D. from Certs-R-Us) [00:25:26] * sounds of pain * [00:25:38] * uuuggghhh* [00:25:43] * jeez! * [00:25:47] * gurgle * [00:25:50] * redmist dies [00:26:04] So who get's sued for malpractice..? [00:26:41] Brainbench. Their test was too easy. --- [19:21:47] chili would be good right now... [19:22:09] No it wouldn't. [19:22:16] Yes, it would. [19:22:30] No it wouldn't. [19:22:33] Yes, it would. [19:22:35] No it wouldn't. [19:22:36] Yes, it would. [19:22:38] No it wouldn't. [19:22:38] Yes, it would. [19:22:39] No it wouldn't. [19:22:39] Yes, it would. [19:22:39] No it wouldn't. [19:22:40] Yes, it would. [19:22:42] No it wouldn't. [19:22:50] No it wouldn't. [19:22:52] Yes, it would. [19:22:52] Yes, it would. [19:22:54] No it wouldn't. [19:22:54] No it wouldn't. [19:22:54] Yes, it would. [19:22:55] No it wouldn't. [19:22:56] Yes, it would. [19:22:56] No it wouldn't. [19:22:57] No it wouldn't. [19:22:57] Yes, it would. [19:22:58] Yes, it would. [19:22:59] No it wouldn't. [19:23:00] Yes, it would. [19:23:02] No it wouldn't. [19:23:03] Yes, it would. [19:23:04] No it wouldn't. [19:23:05] Yes, it would. [19:23:07] No it wouldn't. [19:23:07] Yes, it would. [19:23:09] No it wouldn't. [19:23:10] Yes, it would. [19:23:12] No it wouldn't. [19:23:13] Yes, it would. [19:23:18] [ this could go on forever ] [19:23:19] No it wouldn't. [19:23:20] Thank you. [19:23:21] Yes, it would. [19:23:22] No it wouldn't. [19:23:23] Yes, it would. [19:23:24] What?? [19:23:24] No it wouldn't. [19:23:24] Yes, it would. [19:23:25] No it wouldn't. [19:23:26] Yes, it would. [19:23:27] Your time is up. [19:23:28] No it wouldn't. [19:23:28] Yes, it would. [19:23:30] No it wouldn't. [19:23:33] No it's not. [19:23:35] Yes, it would. [19:23:35] No it wouldn't. [19:23:36] Yes, it would. [19:23:38] No it wouldn't. [19:23:39] Yes, it would. [19:23:40] No it wouldn't. [19:23:41] Yes, it would. [19:23:43] No it wouldn't. [19:23:45] Yes, it would. [19:23:46] Yes, it would. [19:23:47] I'm not going to argue, your 5 minutes is up. [19:23:48] Yes, it would. [19:23:48] No it wouldn't. [19:23:49] Yes, it would. [19:23:51] No it wouldn't. [19:23:52] Yes, it would. [19:23:53] No it wouldn't. [19:23:54] Yes, it would. [19:24:04] *** You were kicked from #perlmonks by Jona (No it wouldn't.) [19:24:21] *** Now talking in #perlmonks [19:24:22] *** Jona sets mode: +o japh [19:24:29] *** Jona sets mode: -o Jona [19:24:35] *** Jona was kicked by japh (Yes, it would.) [19:24:40] *** Jona (~jona@cloaked.hsacorp.net) has joined #perlmonks [19:24:48] Okay, I'm done. [19:24:52] Me too. [19:24:55] But it wouldn't. [19:24:59] Sure it would. [19:25:08] Perhaps. [19:25:13] But just as well not. [19:25:19] I would enjoy it, anyway. [19:25:29] You would. --- [21:26:40] *** japh mumbles [21:27:30] What's that? You'll have to speak up... [21:27:40] *** japh MUMBLES [21:27:54] What's that? You'll have to speak up a little more... [21:28:04] *** japh MUMBLES LOUDLY [21:29:03] That's all the louder you can mumble? [21:29:20] Yes. I'm sorry. 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[21:33:37] You're sick. ---