Looks like you really really really want to submit this module and we are not going to be able to talk you out of it. Heh, you have pretty much proven why the other modules out there don't do what this one does ... so i say go for it!

I really want to submit this to CPAN, yes (I'd like all of my non-specific public domain modules to be on CPAN, one day - that way I can easily distribute them and perhaps others can use them). That's why I didn't ask if it's CPAN worthy or not, because I think it is, and that question has already been answered by some people who got the module before Perl Monks got it.

The main question, as stated in the root node is: Is "DBIx::Simple" a good name? Is it simple enough for that?

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